IGNANT Friday, Vol. 4, 1st Edition

IGNANT Friday has returned! This is the weekly roundup of the most ignant things I’ve seen or heard of, and since this is the first Friday of the first full week of the new year, I thought it might be good to round up some end of the year ignance and spotlight some beginning of the year ignance starting with…

Donald J. Trump is running for president and it’s not a hoax. When asked how he’s going to “make America great again,” he says he’ll hire good people to get the job done. When asked how he’s going to tackle the “immigration problem,” he says we’ll build a wall that borders Mexico (not Canada, though) even though Hispanics love him and that we’ll ban all Muslims from coming into a country that has freedom of religion. His supporters often chime that he’s outspoken and that this country needs more outspoken leadership (while insinuating that President Obama’s comments about guns, race, or anything else are out of place or distractions). Meanwhile, we’re headed towards Trump being on the Republican ticket. Because he will hire good people to do his job (sound business strategy) and forgot that people have to confirm nearly any choices he makes about the good people (politics as usual), a Trump presidency will leave this country up shit creek without a canoe, a paddle, or life jackets. President Trump = wading in shit creek.

I’m not done with the IGNANT shit on the Republican ticket though – the good Dr. Ben Carson, Black people’s favorite retired neurosurgeon, is losing support after being recognized as the voice of Eor from Winnie the Pooh. Seriously, he’s losing support because he’s not credible as a Presidential candidate. He never was a serious candidate, seeing as he has zero political experience or leadership, zero business experience or leadership, and his biggest claim to fame after being a retired Black neurosurgeon is that he’s a right wing Black man who confirms what white people would like to think about Blacks. To this point, many times I’ve criticized Ben for his lackluster and offensive politics, I’ve had a guy pop up and say that I don’t like Uncle Ben because he’s Black and that I’m a sellout because I don’t like his political rhetoric. Put my face next to the definition of a sellout if that’s the case, because I don’t like his political position and think he’s largely misguided. I was told I didn’t like Ben Carson because I don’t respect his rags-to-riches story and that he’s the American Dream. I can’t take away from his credentials or life experience and don’t intend to – I also don’t think he’s fit to be President of the United States because being rags-to-riches and being a former neurosurgeon doesn’t qualify him to run the country, nor do his views or his politics. He’s anti-affirmative action, which brings me to the next IGNANT piece of business…

Antonin Scalia’s par for the course commentary on Black students’ abilities to achieve were dreadfully inaccurate and served as grist for the mill for the same man who said, “If we want to stop discriminating on the basis of race then we have to stop discriminating on the basis of race,” though if I’ve paraphrased him someone please correct him so that he doesn’t keep saying these things. This is a problem with having lifetime positions like Supreme Court membership – nobody can be held accountable or removed unless he sexually assaults a child (and we have DNA, indisputable video evidence and a sworn confession) or some other heinous act, but he’s allowed to spout falsities without research that end up damning a constituency of this country as unable to learn quickly, like the backhanded slap that accompanied Brown v. Board leaving Black schools with a scarlet letter. I had a conversation once with a kid that summed up the bullshit behind the scenes of a “meritocracy” when he was mad that his Black friend got a scholarship to a great private college and he had to go to the local state school.

“I’ve got better grades than him, I’ve got better test scores than him.”

College admission processes do include more than tests and GPAs, maybe his recommendations spoke glowingly about him and he brings more to the table as a student than you do.

“I just think it should all be on merit.”

Then the other 5,000 white freshmen beat you a lot more than the 500 Black freshmen if it’s all on merit, and you didn’t have that spot taken from you – it wasn’t yours to begin with. Ultimately, the confusion had here is that Black people are supposed to go to HBCUs and if they try to attend a PWI, they’re taking a spot away from a white person who was already prequalified for the spot like the credit card offers we get in the mail. Just like the credit card might be prequalified, you still have to apply and someone might actually have a better application than you, even if you’re prequalified! More to the point, this plays on the problems many Blacks face on their PWI campuses such as….

The blacklash against #ConcernedStudent1950 and the Mizzou football team protest exemplifies the IGNANT shit Black people have to deal with on a regular basis when shouting down and confronting racism, both in its visceral and institutional forms. Protest won’t be perfect, neither will policies – but the goal of protesting is to ultimately be in a position to improve policies (legal or social) for people here and generations to come. There were plenty of Blacks who hated angering white people or disrupting the social order for fear of white vengeance once anti-Jim Crow and anti-discrimination actions were made, but they smile now happy that they don’t live in Sundown towns and that they can actually purchase property. Those same folks who are pissed will be happy when they can actually call out injustice without fear of backlash as opposed to training themselves to be mute for self-preservation. That said, plenty of Black students go to school fearful because they have to deal with people actually grading their work as though they’re slow, being talked to and treated negatively because they’re Black, and being dismissed when they see these things happen as though they’re crazy and making things up. Black students at PWIs forge the weapons needed to combat racism because they’re right there in the thick of the fight. Black students at HBCUs have psychological armor developed to deal with the status quo of racism and inequality. Both are needed. It’s IGNANT to suggest that Black students shouldn’t go to white schools because they’re not wanted because those same Black students might not feel comfortable in the normally conservative environments of HBCUs. You go where you feel comfortable being able to be educated, other things being equal. You don’t deserve to be mistreated either way….

Which reminds me that part of the backlash against Black student groups uniting with tangible demands to improve their campuses and eliminate some of the alienation and racist targeting that occurs was to see white students banding together to make white student unions that also produced a list of demands for their campus, largely calling on the demands Black students make (to lessen racism on campus and make campus more tolerable for everyone) to be ignored and to double down on the status quo because Black Lives Matter makes them nervous. They should be nervous – they’re the motherfuckers being referenced by everyone who says Black Lives Matter, and that population is being put on notice. Still, some of these demands read like a child’s hostage note that he gives to his parents so that they’ll do something to keep Bob from tearing the head off of his G.I. Joe action figure. These are educated people – so just remember, education isn’t the possession of knowledge, it’s the possession of some degree that purportedly means you learned some shit – so college/university is basically a racket with rising costs just so you can have a piece of paper that lets you spout off whatever you’d like to say without doing research (our lovely First Amendment).

Speaking of constitutional freedoms, there are grown men who took over a federal facility while armed (with a guy manning a watchtower) and have camped out because family and friends have been imprisoned for using federal lands they didn’t own. The governer of Oregon has said they should leave, but the largely (if not all) white “milita” hasn’t been approached by law enforcement and their media coverage has been vastly different and much less prejudicial compared to WEAPONLESS peaceful protesting. Apparently because they haven’t harmed anyone or anything, it’s better to “de-escalate” the situation. Tell that to the folks in Ferguson and Tamir Rice’s play gun. “Oh wait, but the QuikTrip-” means that de-escalation was probably the best way to go about it before the QT got torched rather than military escalation. Black folks without weapons recently were shuttled out of a city building in Minnesota when they were protesting the death of another young Black person. I’d say know your history but again, education is a racket, so the vast majority of people are woefully ignorant about how Black people have been treated by law enforcement and government – case in point, let me tell you a story. A friend’s mom works in rural middle America and was working one day in the office, relating to a co-worker how things might be tight for a moment financially. Her white co-worker asked her, “Well, don’t you get a check?” My friend’s mom looked puzzled, saying that she receives a paycheck from the same employer they both work for. Her co-worker looked puzzled back at her, asking her, “The government check that Black people get, what happened to that?” My friend’s mom quickly explained that, no, Black people don’t get a government check. She may have been confusing welfare with reparations but no Black people have received reparations for harms committed by the country and welfare doesn’t constitute reparations since the vast majority of recipients are white and it’s designed to help people who don’t have enough resources even though they’re working hard. But the story gets better! The co-worker called in another co-worker to inform her of the change in information – Black people don’t get a check! If you honestly thought Black people received reparations of some sort, you might be curious as to how Blacks haven’t bridged any wealth or income gap. But since that’s NOT TRUE, go ahead and entertain other reasons for why the gaps haven’t been closed. Also, constitutional rights aren’t absolute, particularly the First and Second Amendments – if you can’t yell fire in a crowded theater without there being a fire and you can’t own a bazooka, then what’s wrong with background checking your kid before selling a gun to him? All of these people who are claiming their rights are being trampled on and can’t answer how (including white student unions mentioned above) are beyond IGNANT.

Speaking of educated people and purportedly learning some shit, the governor of Maine recently said that the heroin dealers with names like, “D-Money and Shifty,” they come up to Maine and deliver their heroin and half of them apparently impregnate young white girls, leaving a mess on everyone’s hands once D-Money and Co. have left town. Maine is 95% white, so he’s not terribly inaccurate about who’s being impregnated by heroin dealers. He’s since backtracked to make sure that it’s clear he meant “Maine women,” not white women, and that he doesn’t know if these are Black names or otherwise. I do know this – even the suggestion that Black drug dealers are impregnating white women is enough to rile people up and it plays on the same racist rhetoric and fear mongering that has been quite effective since Nixon’s Southern Strategy. What’s even more IGNANT than the damn governor coming out and naming some fake drug dealer names when discussing a heroin epidemic in his state (and apparently a mixed baby crisis)?

Daniel Holtzclaw. God won’t have mercy on your soul.

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2013 Ended Crazy – Rob Ford (IGNANT Friday Special)

Picture me rollin’?

Tom Ford.  Mayor of Toronto.  And crack user, cokehead, prostitute aficionado, and all around decent guy who has some demons in the public eye and can’t seem to get out of his own way.  The press conferences alone have been worth the price of admission, and when he publicly denied offering to eat an aide’s pussy (verbatim), he truly became the next guy in line of politicians who have besmirched themselves while parading in public office.  He even bowled over a lady, saying he was trying to get to his brother.  So rather than provide any sort of commentary about the mayor who can’t get out of his own way, I’m just going to post a couple of videos of what happens when you roll on some Rob Ford.  Before the videos, one quick comment on these wild ass politicians as of late – who the hell was their campaign coordinators?  Those people deserve some raises, as these elected officials are out of pocket with their behavior as public servants so much so that it must have taken a fantastically designed campaign to pull the wool over the masses’ eyes.  Seriously, mayors of cities are operating as though they won’t be caught up because they’re the mayor of a cosmopolitan, world-important city.  It’s like everybody thinks they can get elected, do crazy shit, and then get re-elected on the strength of their moral principles.  Tom Ford is wild as hell.  Mayor of San Diego was out here fondling everybody in his office.  What the world else is coming next?

My cousin said this to me once about his weed use and the likelihood of getting caught up in a situation:

“Dude, when they got Bill Clinton, the President of the United States, for getting some head in the oval office, that was when I knew that no matter what precautions I take, I’m still probably going to get caught.”

These mayors ain’t Bill Clinton.  So if he could get caught up in the relatively low-tech age of the late 90’s, don’t you think it’s even more likely that you’ll get caught up in the tech age?  Every email, text, tweet, Facebook message, phone call, blog post, interview, statement, question – everything you do gets recorded in the public domain as part of the public record but you honestly, truly, in your heart of hearts thought that the side chick would be quiet (with relatively little incentive for her to stay quiet)?  You thought the drug use would be kept quiet?  That’s highly IGNANT.

More importantly, I don’t really care about personal proclivities insofar as it’s your job to govern – if you want to cheat on your wife and run the city fairly, you can do that as they aren’t mutually exclusive[1].  But being on crack/cocaine and running a city fairly does seem like a tall order.  Crackheads aren’t known for their leadership skills, though they’re mighty adept at acquisition.  They tend to lack a certain diplomacy, much like Dave Chappelle reminded us.

The best part of this?  He refuses to step down, so the city council just took away certain mayoral powers he has.  I’m not sure I would move to Toronto, the budget might get done in on a booze-filled, coke-fueled binge.

With all that said, if someone told me I could pop a Molly or be Rob Ford for a weekend, I’ll be Rob Ford (White privilege!  Rejoice!)….on Molly.


[1] So in one sense, it’s not mutually exclusive – you can be a complete bastard towards your family and still be an effective leader of government.  This, however, could be disputed if, as a woman (or person who has been cheated on), unfairness could be distributed through public condoning of infidelities and/or additional measures that ignore the positions that a victim of infidelity could have insofar as it relates to political processes or legal processes.  It might be harder to trust a known infidel, but one could also argue that if the mistrust is due to whatever personal issues the infidel may have and not due to a prior governance record, then that mistrust has been misplaced.

IGNANT Friday – You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

Welcome to the “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up” edition of IGNANT Friday.  In the past couple of weeks, more than enough #ignantshit has happened, from the Grammy Awards to the Harlem Shake.  In fact, I’ll start with those…

I’ve never been a gigantic Jay-Z fan, but I respect his talent both in the boardroom and in the booth.  I don’t need to sing his praises – he’s gotten all the accolades and turned himself into a true mogul.  And he just clowned with the award winning speech of the night at the Grammy Awards:

I learned about this through Twitter as it happened and I was rolling!  It’s a new day when they bring the Dozens to the Grammys.  Easily the most IGNANT award speech in Grammy history.

Keeping with a New York theme, these Harlem Shake incidents are getting out of hand.  I saw a bunch of these pop up and kept thinking, “Nope, I’ve seen that dance – I don’t need to see it again.”  Until one day I found this gem and discovered things were not what I thought they were.

The guy in the sleeping bag had me in tears, but what kind of army has the time to do a Harlem Shake video?  Go save somebody!

The people of Harlem, however, aren’t sold about the merits of this new version of the Harlem Shake.

On a completely different note, the FBI has some problems with agents using their phones for improper reasons.  You just cannot make this stuff up, (which includes an agent sleeping with a drug dealer and lying about it under oath!  That means they straight up asked you, “Did you sleep with this drug dealer?”  They don’t ask questions they already know in court, and then to top it off you get caught by your cell phone?  Why didn’t they check it earlier?!  All this Federal ignance just makes me smile.) but the Feds continue to show that their unscrupulousness knows no bounds.

Bloomberg Businessweek might have pulled out its most ignant cover in history, with caricatures of people of color in some stereotypical manners.  Everybody tweeted that it had to be a joke, but this is the new cover, folks.  That’s a pretty inflammatorily ignant cover.

Finally, Black History Month will be over shortly and over the past few years, it’s seemed like it’s been glossed over publicly – something you’re mandated to mention and recognize, but the weight of it seems to have dwindled a bit.  But don’t tell that to the good people in Mississippi, who made Black history earlier this month by abolishing slavery.  You read that right – on February 21, 2013, slavery was formally abolished in Mississippi.  In fact, without the movie, Lincoln, this “clerical oversight” would likely have continued to go unnoticed.  This was probably their plan to improve public relations with African-Americans in the state – abolishing slavery for a new generation.

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Like normal, email me at mrphilosopher3@gmail.com or tweet me @mrphilosopher3 with Ignant material from the web, or any good stories, and the best stuff gets posted on IGNANT Friday.  Have a great weekend, all.

IGNANT Friday: All #IGNANT Everything

It’s been many, many moons since #IgnantFriday hit the blog.  There’s been so much Ignant shit that’s taken place in the months that have passed that I can’t chronicle it all.  Here are some of the quickies, in case you missed them:

– At the GOP National Convention, a black CNN camerawoman got peanuts thrown at her, while an attendant yelled, “This is how we feed the animals!”  And you wonder why Obamamania keeps running wild, brother…

– To kickoff the college football season, this play by the Kent State Golden Flashes (and the other team) is easily the most IGNANT football play I’ve ever seen in 12 years, since the T.O. TD celebration in Dallas from yesteryear.

– Speaking of football, the sprinklers went off mid-game last Sunday during the Seattle Seahawks at Miami Dolphins affair.  Somebody got fired immediately for sleeping on the job, I’m sure.

– The NHL has once again committed ritual hirakiri so that we can respect its memory without remorse.

– Following President Obama’s re-election, there was a riot on Ole Miss’ campus.  Yup, the Rebels really ran through the incredibly pro-Obama town of Oxford, MS.

Bath salts.  Nuff said.

Chris Brown and Rihanna got back together, some 3-4 years after one of the most publicized domestic violence incidents in recent memory.  I label them both as #IGNANT, believe this all to be a publicity stunt, and won’t be surprised if they get married in 14 months, divorced in 24 months.

A woman’s son was racially profiled and cuffed for no reason, for all intents and purposes, other than being Black in the wrong place.  Thankfully, he wasn’t wearing a hoodie (anybody got news on Zimmerman?).

– In LA, people voted to have mandatory condoms in porn…and the porn industry got pissed!  Safe sex makes sex workers mad, never thought I’d say that.

– A Chinese man sued his wife for being ugly…and won.  I can hear people claiming patriarchy, but let’s just wait a moment.  If you can sue for not receiving what’s owed to you…nah, let’s just move on before I put myself into the #IGNANT category.

This is but a mere snippet of the Ignance that has roamed the globe since I last stopped documenting the ridiculous shit we do with no problems.  But this morning, I had to open the #IgnantFriday files back up, as I was doing my morning news roundup and saw this gem:

“Roach-eating contest winner choked to death.”

Fear Factor has been off TV since before Tyrone Biggums won it on the Chappelle’s Show.  The recession isn’t like it was in 2008.  Come on man, eating roaches (and worms)?  For a motherfucking python?  (I can hear Samuel L. Jackson now, “I’m sick of eating these motherfucking worms and these motherfucking roaches to get this motherfucking snake!”)  I know we say don’t speak ill of the dead (presumably it’s because they can’t talk back) but I would’ve spoken ill of him to his face and he couldn’t talk back because his airway was obstructed by “bug body parts.”

I know he’s got a family, but who thinks it’s a good idea to consume roaches?  Apparently 20-30 other people thought eating roaches and insects for a damn python is an effective use of their time and physical resources.  That’s allowed – consume all of these “lower life” organisms to gain possession of another, more expensive and can-kill-you organism…and weed is illegal for recreational use…which brings me to my last piece of #IGNANTSHIT.

Weed is legal in the United States while illegal at the same damn time.

Do you know how confusing that is?  Can you imagine visiting from somewhere like the Netherlands and asking a local about where to get some pot and they tell you go to Colorado or Washington?  When you say, “but I have glaucoma,” then you have access to another dozen or so states where you can get your pot but only if you have an OK from a doctor but when you ask, “Well great, but is it illegal?” and the local says, “Well it’s federally illegal but in certain states, it’s ok,” you would have a perplexed look on your face.  Never has a drug caused so much controversy about its legality while being more commonly accepted.  Literally, a FDA officer could arrest someone in Colorado for lighting up but a local cop couldn’t with how things stand.  What’s so damn ignant about all of this is that you might as well just legalize it and be done with it.  Slippery slope to other “hard drugs” being legalized?  Possibly, but we have medical evidence that cocaine, heroin, meth, even bath salts can kill you.  Too much alcohol can kill you; alcohol has no medical benefits other than fucking you up, and it’s legal.  They warn you that cigarettes can cause cancer and they just give you an addictive buzz, and it’s legal.  Free up the future jails by making marijuana possession offenses non-existent, cut off some of the black market by having government owned/backed selling shops (not unlike some states/cities with one type of liquor store that’s government run), or just completely outlaw it nationwide (oh wait, they did that already…) so that this isn’t nearly as confusing as it is.  Red tape = #Ignant.

#IgnantFriday is back, and it won’t go anywhere.   Finding #IGNANTSHIT? @mrphilosopher3, mrphilosopher3@gmail.com, use the hashtag #IgnantFriday or #IGNANTSHIT

IGNANT Friday, Vol. 7

Greetings from October!  It’s been a little while since we’ve done IGNANT Fridays, but there’s been a recent accumulation of IGNANT news that simply must be disseminated to the masses.  Let’s get to it.

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On Tuesdays on a certain Memphis radio station, they have a weekly event called “Paternity Test Tuesdays.”  In the morning on Tuesdays, people will get their paternity test results broadcast over the radio.  It’s like radio Maury.  In Memphis.  Both by themselves are IGNANT but combine the two?

HYPER IGNANT.

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Well…she’s a 90-year-old white woman.  I can’t lie, every time I see a white person who looks clearly over the age of 80, I think, “Yeah, you’ve called somebody a nigger before.”  I know, I shouldn’t think it – but I do.  And it’s because of people like this wonderful old lady.  Kudos to you, madam – you’ve proven that IGNANT people come in all ages.

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Click here to see one of the most IGNANT tattoos ever created.  They blurred the man’s eyes to maintain his anonymity, but you’ll recognize this guy anywhere.

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That’s all for IGNANT Friday this week.

IGNANT Friday, Vol. 6

Back to give you a weekly dose of worldly IGNANCE, it’s IGNANT Friday!  We’ve got two prank phone calls and somebody threatening to burn a holy document!

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First of all, Roy Wood Jr. is one of the funniest prank callers I’ve ever heard.  I’ve shouted him out on here before and even got to watch him do his stand-up act live.  Real cool guy and this prank call I found on YouTube is him at his IGNANT finest.  When he started saying, “I feel like slappin’ somebody today,” I fell out of my chair laughing!

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Also on YouTube, a woman got prank called about her son’s sexual orientation.  Apparently being straight really scares some parents.  This is a hilarious prank call for all of the wrong reasons, and bless the woman’s heart, she’s damn IGNANT.

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As a bonus, because I’ve just posted two hilarious videos, why don’t I post one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently.  As my friend put it, it’s “truly shoving the black experience into their face.”  Beware of watermelons.

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Finally, on a more serious (but still highly ignant) note, there’s a pastor in Gainesville who’s planned to burn copies of the Koran as a threat to radical Islamic believers on the anniversary of 9/11.  I plan to do a piece about the ridiculous hypocrisy that America’s been perpetrating against those of the Islamic faith, and this planned event speaks volumes to just how insane things have gotten.  Flip the scenario so that instead of it being an older white man planning to burn copies of the Koran, it’s an older Middle Eastern man planning to burn copies of the Bible as a threat to American globalization.  There would be riots everywhere and uprisings and anger abounds.  More importantly, what kind of message is being sent to the vast majority of Muslims around the world who aren’t radical terrorists?  All things considered, couldn’t Middle Eastern Muslims burn the Bible in a yearly anniversary of the Crusades – you know, religiously sanctioned military missions designed to terrorize those who were not Christian?

Everybody, from the White House on down, has said that this isn’t a smart move by this pastor, Terry Jones.  He’s made headlines with a 50 person congregation, so kudos to him.  But this doesn’t add up to me.  It’ll end up with more troops needlessly killed.  He’s said that insulting all Muslims is the lesser of two evils than to let radical Islam run amok in the U.S.A.

He’s also been found out to not know a damn thing about Islam, and let’s just follow out his “lesser of two evils” argument.  Instead of finding a way to address a small subset of a large (note: Islam is the second-largest religion in the world) population, he’s chosen to piss off the entire population?  Does that even make sense?  It’s like throwing gas on a fire.  What’s worse is that every demonstration that takes place in response to this threat can be a feather in his cap, showing that there are, in his mind, more radical Islam people now than ever before and his threat pushed them into the light.  Blah, blah, blah.  Turns out a Texas evangelist bought Terry Jones a plane ticket to New York City that got him in NYC around 10pm EST.  After all of that talk, he ended up canceling the event.  This is about as bad as someone talking a lot of shit right before a fight…then not showing up at all.  IGNANT!

IGNANT Friday, Vol. 5

Welcome to the 5th volume of IGNANT Fridays!  Quite a few IGNANT stories to share, so let’s dive right in!

First off, a musical selection that is beyond ignorant.  It’s so ignorant it crosses into IGNANCE only insofar as you find this so disturbing that you have to laugh.  You be the judge on this one, folks.

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Next up, a buddy of mine in law school told me that his roommate bought a GPS…and doesn’t own a car.  When my buddy asked his roommate, “What are you going to do with a GPS and no car?”, the roommate responded, “I’m going to use it to walk to school!”  I’m putting it in the IGNANT category, but I applaud the man for being persistent in his endeavors to own a GPS.

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My friend has recently moved her children from North Carolina to Memphis.  Her kids were in an honors program of sorts and she wanted to keep them in that program here in Memphis.  In order to do this, the scores from the school in North Carolina have to be transferred to the Memphis City Schools – not a hard task, right?  When you’ve got nationwide IGNANT people, yes, yes it is a difficult task.  Her kids weren’t accepted into the program in Memphis because the scores Memphis City Schools had from the school in North Carolina weren’t the right kinds of scores.  When my friend started calling around, she figured out what happened – MCS called the school and asked for test scores.  So the NC school just started giving out recent test scores for her children, like “A,” “95,” “B+,” “88.”  Instead of asking for the honors test scores, MCS didn’t specify and just took these scores down!  And instead of asking what kind of scores MCS was looking for, the NC school just gave test scores!  And we wonder why the kids today are so damn ignant

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Finally, I heard a story about a man who had shrooms FedEx’d to his house.  The police found out about it and came knocking on his door.  They asked him about the shrooms and he let them in while admitting he did FedEx them.  He then proceeded to show the cops around his place, showing the assortment of drugs he possessed!  This included cocaine, marijuana, and of course, the shrooms.  And yes, the cops arrested him.  MIGHTY IGNANT!

That’s all for this volume.  Remember, tweet me, email me (mrphilosopher3@gmail.com), Facebook me – give me more IGNANT stories!